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I Want a New Bra Lyrics, Parody of I Want a New Drug and also Boob Memes

I Want a New Bra Lyrics, Parody of I Want a New Drug and also Boob Memes

‘I Want a New Bra’ to the tune of ‘I Want a New Drug’ by Huey Lewis And The News. Procrastination at its finest right here

Don’t Sell Out… Said Getty Images?

Don’t Sell Out… Said Getty Images?

Today I admitted defeat against the wants of the masses and signed into Getty images to find a photo of Kim Kardashian. I was going to turn to the dark side and compose a list of Top Ten Winter Outfits You Can’t Live Without. You […]

The Scariest Scene in Ghostbusters

The Scariest Scene in Ghostbusters

We saw Ghostbusters in the theater tonight to celebrate the 30th anniversary of the original release. When Dana Barrett’s apartment interior was 20-feet tall in front of us, the horrific details really showed. It dawned on us that this is the scariest scene in Ghostbusters, […]

In Pictures: The Summer of Giant Sunflowers

In Pictures: The Summer of Giant Sunflowers

“I was going for whimsical garden elf.”

From Military Daughter to Military Wife

From Military Daughter to Military Wife

Every year, I’ve tried to call or visit my dad for Veterans Day…

iTunes Customer Service SUCKS

iTunes Customer Service SUCKS

The following may or may not be an educational rant. Yesterday, there were two charges on my bank account in the amounts of $24.45 and $45.72. I don’t have an iTunes account attached to my bank. I call bank, dispute, cancel card. Bank says call […]

The Three Emotional Stages of Reading Vogue

The Three Emotional Stages of Reading Vogue

I am the GOD of fashion. I, and only I, will decide who gets a mustache and who doesn’t in this rag!

Is it Worth it to Write a Craft Book? Review of Craft Writing for Rotovision

Is it Worth it to Write a Craft Book? Review of Craft Writing for Rotovision

I wouldn’t have been so pumped if I had realized that working with Rotovision would be my worst nightmare. Not only that, but writing a craft book in general is tough. The writing is the easy part!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Magic!

St. Patricks Day Shamrock Magic!

Sometimes jewelry is the gift that keeps on giving.