How to Make Honey Mustard - Or Honey Mayustard

Imported from ye olde Stomped Monster Blogspot.com blog:

Honey mustarrrrrd! You really have to say it like Animal from the Muppets to get the full effect. Honeeey MUSTAARRRD~! I needed something to dip cocktail shrimp in (stay with me, now) and didn't have cocktail sauce.

It was time to make honey mustard because just mayo on shrimp is too far, even for me, a person who counts mayo-on-bread as a formidable sandwich.

I looked up a recipe for honey mustard and get this...

Recipe is as follows: 3 TBS mayo, 1 TBS honey, 1 1/2 tsp mustard. Notice anything? Mustard is not the major player, here! Not in the least! Mustard gets second billing while mayonnaise is uncredited completely.

I wouldn't care if it was called like, Dillys Crazy Sauce or something that has nothing to do with a naming formula that clearly relies on a listing of ingredients. What about bacon cheeseburgers?

What is the main ingredient? It could be raisins! Black is white, up is down, where am I??!

Anyhow. I added more mustard to this honey mustard mayo recipe because it didn't have much flavor. And I was using spicy brown mustard. I know, right? Try 3 tsp mustard for more zing.