"Team" means I had help eating it.

This is how I gather an entourage

Step one: Arm candy

Because dinosaurs love Santa, too.

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

See if Rain got eaten by a lion.

I mean, what CAN’T tape do?!?

Listen to my plea for a Rainforest Room in my hometown.

Because I can never paper mache enough things.

Me dreaming of Galaxy’s Edge before it opened.

Take my money!

The only marathon I’ll ever run.

This is your brain on hot cocoa.

You had me at giant creepy ceramic dolls!

I make this look harder than it has to be.

10 years of eating have culminated in these tips.

I’m naturally drunk, so this works.

Bread and I have since reunited.